Theatre Lab Advocates For Artists In The Time Of COVID-19 With An “Online Original Monologue Festival”

Like anything else, the internet age has its blessing and its perils. On the “blessing” side, it enables instant connection among people who could physically be oceans apart, which has allowed for unprecedent collaboration, communication, and innovation. Recently, it’s also become more important than most of us could have ever predicted as efforts to “flatten the curve” of the current COVID-19 pandemic have precluded nearly all in-person interaction.

However, on the peril side, the web can also foster the “viral” (pun only somewhat intended) spread of misinformation, serve as a convenient platform for hate speech, and give users the false sense that simply writing or sharing a post about a social problem on Facebook constitutes “doing something about it.” When we should be, you know, actually be doing something about it.

Among the many social problems that have emerged thanks to COVID-19 and compulsory social distancing is the cancellation of all impending theatrical events for the semi-foreseeable future. Along with being straight-up depressing, this seriously threatens the livelihood of hundreds of South Florida theatre artists, some of whom have instantly lost tens of thousands in future contracts and some of whom are now left with no source of income whatsoever.

Well, Matt Stabile, artistic director of innovative local company Theatre Lab, did something about it, and in doing so has constructed an opportunity for you, too, to do something about it. He’s established a benefit to aid these unemployed artists in the form of an Online Original Monologue Festival, which also aligns perfectly with the lab’s long-stated mission of fostering the creation of new work and inspiring artists and audience members.

This event will happen almost entirely on the ever-so convenient platform of Facebook (please do not pretend you are not already spending half of your day on Facebook, fellow millennials…) and will begin with two free online workshops adapted from Theatre Lab’s existing educational outreach program.

On Wednesday March 25th , Theatre Lab Director of Education Jill Carr will be presenting a workshop on the “Parts of A Story,” live from Theatre Lab’s Facebook page at 12:00 PM and again at 7:00 PM. On Thursday March 26th, Stabile will be presenting a workshop on the “Elements of A Monologue,” at 12:30 PM and 7:00 PM.

Absolutely anyone is free to join in, and pre-recorded versions of the workshop will also be available for anyone who cannot make the selected times. Those who participate will then have a chance to submit the stories and monologues they generate from these workshops to the festival until Friday March 27th at noon. The prescient theme for these brand-new pieces will be “hope.”

Theatre Lab will then select the best of these submissions and assign them to a gathered cast of area performers. Saturday will serve as a rehearsal period, and the performance will commence, again over Facebook Live, at 5 pm this Sunday March 29th.  

On a more practical level, the event will also function as a sort of online telethon. Actors can choose to seek funds for to ensure their own financial safety or to dedicate their performance to another artist in need. While each performer is onstage, viewers will be encouraged to donate to that individual directly via links to their financial sharing platform of choice (Venmo, PayPal, Zelle, Cash App, or Facebook Pay.)

Also, PSA to any non-digital natives reading this: online financial sharing platforms ARE NOT SCARY. If my paranoid boomer parents deem something safe and easy to use, so it must be true.

If you want to know more about the event, Stabile provided further details and answered questions about the event via Facebook Live earlier today and will be doing so again at 7 PM this evening. Feel free to check it out or even to share the broadcast from your own feed and spread the word!

Any other South Florida writers (or non-writers who’ve always wanted to try their hand) should definitely take advantage of the workshops, because:

A: I’m betting you could use the incentive to close that Netflix tab and work on something already

B: It’s an awesome chance to learn new skills and get your work exposed to a large audience of local theatre fans and professionals


C. What else do you have to do in quarantine? You better not be thinking of going to the damn beach…

Meanwhile, anyone who needs some entertainment and a dash of hope in these strange times and/or who would like to help support local artists and ensure the future of South Florida theatre should be sure not to miss Sunday’s performance. Even small donations could add up to a substantial sum if we all do our part and tune-in, though of course anyone in a position to offer up larger amounts is welcome to.

This event is also one of the first instances I can recall of the South Florida theatre community acting like an actual community instead of a collection of oft-warring factions. Perhaps a more lasting attitude of unity and goodwill between local companies could be an unexpected upside to this worldwide tragedy.

Theatre Lab is also working on establishing a larger Relief Fund to be distributed amongst suddenly struggling artists and does not intend for the upcoming festival to be the last event of its kind. So, be sure to follow their Facebook page if you want to remain in the loop!

Though the online world has long been regarded as a rival to the theatrical one for audiences’ limited attention, it is now becoming an exciting new frontier. While nothing can replace the thrill and immediacy of live performance, the digital arena could prove to be a valuable means of making the theatre more versatile, resilient, and accessible. Until the world’s stages are safe for players once more, virtual theatre is here to keep the spirit of theatre alive and the ghost-lights in our hearts shining bright.

A Playwright Procrastinates/ Suggested Showtunes For Strange Times

After all the initial panic, I’ll admit that one of my first thoughts on being mostly-entrapped at home for the foreseeable future was: Great! I can finally finish revising my thus-far-singular attempt at a full-length play!

I then proceeded to do just that…. for exactly one day. Since then I’ve only worked on it in brief and fleeting increments despite the fact that and I HAVE LITERALLY been putting this task off for a good THREE YEARS.

(then again, in that three years I did manage to get a master’s degree, complete 2 internships, write a 300-page memoir draft, get my first real-person job, and start a theatre blog…)

Meanwhile, during the past week, instead of revising my play, I’ve:

  1.  Gotten drunk (but only twice!)
  2. Done a questionable amount of Youtube yoga
  3. Written a frivolous short play for the Quarantine Bakeoff
  4. Gone to the pool/hot tub an average of twice a day
  5. Written a blog post
  6. Gone to Wendy’s (but only once!)
  7. Edited a draft of my friend’s novel
  8. Binge-watched at least one full season of Nip/Tuck (naturally, while playing copious amounts of Candy Crush)
  9. Started researching/drafting ANOTHER blog post, not even counting this one…
  10. Written a list of and some brainstorms for other potential blog posts, most of which I will not get to for MONTHS
  11. Checked social media incessantly
  12. Paced aimlessly in a somber, melancholic daze
  13. Read Things on the Internet (45 percent coronavirus related, 45 percent theatre related, 10 percent miscellanea)
  14. Finally started reading an actual book (this may or may not be because my eyes were getting sore from all the screen time…)
  15. Contemplated getting a dog
  16. Watched the news (that’s almost responsible, right?)
  17. Gone grocery shopping
  18. Eaten a whole container of Halo Top in one sitting (twice….)
  19. Briefly scrolled Linkedin and Indeed without actually applying to anything or making serious plans to do so
  20. Met with some friends to brainstorm a guerilla online sketch show (I concede that this one may have been slightly idiotic, but we’ve suspended all in-person interaction for the time being)
  21. Gone to Dunkin Donuts (in my defense, it was free donut day…)
  22. Made a list of things I’ve done instead of revising my play
  23. Made a list of Suggested Showtunes for Strange Times (aka life-threatening worldwide epidemics…) and organized them into three sub-categories, possibly because putting things into categories gives me an illusory sense of control in a world in which most of us have no control at all. Also possibly because it was just a lot easier than, you know, ACTUALLY WRITING. Thus…

Suggested Showtunes For the Strange Times

(Obviously biased towards shows I’ve been exposed to /shows I like)

Quarantine/Isolation Songs:

“Lonely Room”- Oklahoma

“Home”-Beauty and the Beast

“Waving through a Window”- Dear Evan Hansen

In My Own Little Corner- Cinderella


“On My Own” and “Empty Chairs At Empty Tables”- Les Misérables

“A Quiet Night At Home”-Bare

“Learn To Be Lonely”- Phantom of the Opera (movie version)

“Alone in the Universe”-Seussical

The World Is Unfair And A Mess Songs:

“If It’s True”-Hadestown

“Will I” –RENT

“Pandemonium”- 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

“Something Just Broke”- Assassins

“Totally Fucked”- Spring Awakening

“Wait For It”- Hamilton

“Back To Before”- Ragtime

“Epiphany”-Sweeney Todd (If you’re as nihilistic as I am….)

“Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life”- Monty Python’s Spamalot (if you still have a sense of humor…)

Optimism Against Despair Songs:

“Light” – Next to Normal

“Finale B” and “Seasons Of Love”- RENT

“Song Of Purple Summer”- Spring Awakening


“Beautiful City”- Godspell

“No One is Alone”-Into the Woods

“You Can’t Stop The Beat”-Hairspray

“The Impossible Dream”- Man of La Mancha

“My Favorite Things”- Sound Of Music

“Happiness”-You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown

“You Learn”-Jagged Little Pill

“The Story Of Tonight”-Hamilton

“Do You Hear The People Sing”-Les Misérables

“Louder than Words”- Tick, Tick, Boom

So, I’m not entirely sure what I’m going to do with this blog from now until life resumes, besides that I’ve started another weird crisis-inspired post about my first theatre obsession ever, RENT. However, I have more or less decided that I ought to keep doing something, if only to tether myself to some sort of external reality. Leaning towards more retrospectives on things I’ve seen in the past, recounting of some of my past acting adventures and/or musings on filmed productions. Maybe a Sondheim series? A Shakespeare series? Any requests from the crowd?

On “Hadestown,” Capitalism, Broadway, Politics, And Yes, The Pandemic

When the first wave of coronavirus panic hit, I honestly thought everyone was just being paranoid. The virus, after all, was still states away, and I remained flippantly sure that even if it did come this way, it would not be coming for meor on the off chance it did, I would emerge unscathed thanks to my freakishly good immune system. My resistance really ought to be toast given my horrendous sleeping and eating habits, but I can’t remember having anything more serious than a cold in years.

I still more or less believe that I am not, personally, in any real danger, but I am now aware, of course, that this is now a pretty big damn deal. By Thursday, my inbox was overflowing with emails from various establishments about new COVID-19 safety guidelines.

By midday Friday, schools and businesses were closing willy-nilly, my boss had halved my (and all of my coworkers’) hours due to low sales and financial concerns, and almost every upcoming event in the area had been cancelled, theatrical events very much included.

As has gradually become clear, coronavirus has indeed made it to Florida, and south Florida at that. So far, cases appear to be most concentrated in Broward County, not much more than a stone’s throw from my current residence in West Palm Beach and even closer to my Boca office.

Now that the gravity of the situation has become clear, I’ve dutifully hopped onto the bandwagon of avoiding all non-essential human activities; which, come to think of it, I’ve actually been doing to one degree or another for most of my life. Well, if all else fails, the internet will never run out of cat videos….

Of course, there’s really not much to talk about theatre-wise now that even Broadway is on a “social distancing” hiatus. Along with all the amazing theatrical work interrupted, what’s so disturbing about a Broadway shutdown is that the institution is known for its very indomitability; even the citywide chaos following the 9/11 attacks only led to a two-day-long closure. When those marquee lights go down, something must really be up.

The last time I made a pilgrimage to Broadway was actually the first week of this year, which I jam-packed with as much theatre as possible. I intended, at the time, to write some kind of reflection on all 5 of the shows I ended up seeing (yes, I realize I have a theatre addiction.) However, as life intervened, that idea fell to the wayside.

Now, though, having had my plate temporarily cleared of anything else to cover, I find myself wanting to back-track a bit, at least to the one play of the five I’ve thought the most about afterwards. It also, not-so-coincidentally, happens to be the one I deem most relevant to the utter insanity of the moment at hand.

I am talking, now, about Anaïs Mitchell’s bleak and beautiful Hadestown, a musical which harnesses a stunning folk soundtrack and some prescient plot updates to make the ancient myth of Orpheus and Eurydice newly resonant. Hadestown’s first production was a ten-day ragtag Vermont tour in 2006. A 2010 concept album by Mitchell and several high-profile guest artists followed, as did a few more years of development.

Then came a 2016 off-Broadway production, then finally the currently-running-up-until-two-days-ago 2019 Broadway mounting, which has been both a critical and commercial success. The show’s award winning scenic and lighting design, eye-popping costumes and rousing musical numbers ensure an appeal to the masses, while the poignant anti-capitalist tale underlying the extravaganza proves that a touch of spectacle in no way has to come at the expense of a work’s soul.

Andres De Shields as messenger-god Hermes gets the first word as narrator of the saga, warning us from the start to expect a “sad song.” The plot then kicks off when the supernaturally gifted musician Orpheus, played with an endearing awkwardness by Reeve Carney, meets and immediately falls for Eva Noblezada’s beautiful Eurydice. Her powerful and crystal-clear vocals mix wonderfully with his pleasing falsetto in the first of the pair’s many duets.

Hadestown’s other major plotline sweeps in with the arrival of Persephone; actress Amber Gray’s raspy and sensual vocals and otherworldly dance moves are downright unforgettable. Persephone’s husband, Hades, is here stylized as a ruthless businessman who rules over an underworld reimagined as a factory, and Patrick Page’s deep voice and sinister manner prove perfect for the menacing role.

Hades runs his workers ragged to make foundries, oil wells, automobiles and power grids, a tampering with nature that causes the seasons that Persephone usually keeps in balance to become harsh and unpredictable. This takes quite a toll on the mere mortals aboveground, Orpheus and Eurydice included.

While Orpheus is content to forgo creature comforts as he toils away at a song he believes could heal the world, Eurydice eventually decides she can do longer stand the hunger and cold. So when Hades comes calling and joins her in a duet that feels unsettlingly close to a seduction, she’s taken in by his rhetoric and his charisma, his false promises of a better life. She accepts his offer of employment in his underworld hellhole, even understanding that she would be trapped there forever. He offers her a contract; she signs away her soul.

In case the Trump parallels weren’t obvious enough from Hades’ slick demeanor, dangerous greed, or slimeball tactics, Act 1 closes as the workers join their slave driver in an ominous song called “Why We Build The Wall.” The number remarkably predates Trump’s 2016 campaign slogan by a good 10 years, but could scarcely be more prophetic:

“Who do we call the enemy?

The enemy is poverty

And the wall keeps out the enemy

And we build the wall to keep us free

That’s why we build the wall.”

If you know anything about Greek mythology, you probably know the basics of what happens next: Orpheus’s attempt to rescue his lover, Hades’ cruel test, that fateful glance. 

Yet Hadestown manages to wring a happy, or at least uplifting ending from this famously tragic tale, and its conclusion hinges less on the power of love than on the power of idealism and the power of stories. Hermes pledges to keep telling Orpheus’s sad tale to honor his friend’s vision of “what the world could be,” to keep his dreams alive. Then, spring indeed returns, and Persephone promises to forever toast to Orpheus’s courageousness in spite of all odds.

Luckily, Hadestown’s hit status means that it’s a show almost guaranteed to survive Broadway’s downtime. You should have time to catch it when and if the world ever goes back to normal and you happen to be in New York City, and it’s also slated to begin tour this fall—again, provided that anything ever goes back to normal. In the meantime, feel free to check out the soundtrack!

Today, Hadestown somehow feels even more current than it did a few months ago. As travel bans arise worldwide, talk of walls and implied xenophobia becomes even more chilling. Eurydice’s dilemma calls to mind the impossible choices thousands of Americans must make daily between their personal safety and making a living. Persephone’s long winter now not only mirrors the slow process of climate change, but also the disruption of every aspect of our daily lives by a pandemic’s violent reach. 

Finally, much as Orpheus stood up to Hades, we too have a rather demonic figure at whom we can direct our rage. No, I’m not talking about the virus itself—I’m talking about the careless and selfish figure who allowed these germs to infiltrate far further than they otherwise might’ve. I’m a theatre writer, not a political junkie, so you’ll probably have to go elsewhere if you want the nitty gritty details of it all, but what I currently understand to be true is that President Donald Trump:

a.       DISMANTLED our country’s pandemic team in 2018.

b.       Refused to listen when experts spoke out about the dangers of the coronavirus and the necessity of proper preparedness, and this back in JANUARY.

c.       Tried to downplay the danger of the coronavirus to the American public, even calling it a “Democratic hoax.”

d.       Failed to institute much-needed testing for the coronavirus as quickly as he could have, worried about the impact a deluge of cases could have on his image and his chances of reelection.

Luckily, unlike Hades, Donald Trump is not in fact a God, his power anything but divine. We elected him, or, more accurately for the 2016 blue crew, failed to prevent his election. We, a societal we, fell for his tricks, his charisma, his slippery rhetoric; we signed away our futures, and are now, quite literally, imprisoned in our own homes as a result. 

Meanwhile, we artists have learned the hard way that theatre is a privilege, not a fixture nor a right, and that in any sort of crisis, it may be one of the first things we lose. So, maybe next time: let’s prevent the whole damn crisis. After all, there’s more than one moral to take from any given story; so maybe this isn’t a tragedy quite yet. Maybe, someday, the 2020 coronavirus epidemic will be remembered as an important political turning point: as a time when a catastrophe shocked the American people into greater awareness and greater activism.

Maybe the story will be: the actions of a reckless leader threatened everything that Americans held dear, and  we decided to never let that happen again. Maybe this will steer us towards better healthcare, better safeguards, and better PRESIDENTS, and maybe, maybe, maybe this time we’ll remember not to look back.

One last word, though, one last toast; to those whom the coronavirus has already conquered. The mothers, the fathers, the unlucky travelers, the seniors who’d hoped only to enjoy the rest of their golden years before finding themselves instead at an abrupt excruciating end; and to, finally, to healthcare workers who weren’t afraid to put themselves on the front lines of the crisis and then paid the worst imaginable price.

Let’s be sure to keep telling those stories too.

Some Wheely Good Fun At “Helen On Wheels”

Pigs Do Fly Productions continues its sixth season with Helen On Wheels, a play by Cricket Daniels that was first produced in 2014. The company’s unique mission is to show that characters over 50 can still live their lives in interesting, involved, and exciting ways, and to showcase performers over 50 in the process.

Helen On Wheels certainly fits the bill, starting with central character Helen, who we first meet as she is attempting to break out of jail by way of blowtorch after a bingo debacle. Played by Beverly Blanchette, this 70-something year old woman has lived in in rural Crockett her whole life and hasn’t let her age dim her zest for adventure, her irreverent sense of humor, or her passion for Wild Turkey and the NRA.

Other old-timers onstage include Dave Corey, well-cast as Helen’s dashing and refined gentleman caller Elmer; and Carol Sussman as Zona, Helen’s spunky best friend and the figurative Thelma to her Louise. Rounding out the cast are David A. Hyland as Zona’s son, the inept police officer Seth; and Todd Bruno as Helen’s son, the high-strung lawyer Nelson.

I saw little to criticize in the rustic and realistic set by Ardean Landhuis but found most of the cast adequate rather than outstanding. Blanchette occasionally seemed to be overdoing it with gestures and facial expressions while also failing to capture the larger than life charisma that made Helen the toast of her town—though it’s also quite possible that her broad portrayal would have played better in a larger theatre.

Meanwhile, the supporting actors occasionally seemed a little flat and stilted, not fully comfortable with their lines or in their roles. A notable exception was Bruno, who brought plenty of personality to his part.

Yet these imperfections did little to dampen this delightful play’s plentiful laughs. Daniel’s snappy dialogue and zingy one-liners make the most of the characters’ farce-style antics. Particularly memorable scenes include the jam-packed Act One closer and the relatable familial arguments between Nelson and Helen.

On the other hand, the show’s comedy sometimes veered into shticky or sitcom-ish territory, and its humor occasionally seemed to be at the expense of less sophisticated “country folk.” I wasn’t always sure whether we were meant to be laughing with Helen and Zona or at them.

However, in Act II, the story pulls back on some of its shenanigans and goes a little deeper, shifting its focus to Helen’s reluctance to move past the death of Wyatt, her husband of several decades. Yet even this element still has its idiosyncratic twists — in a unique depiction of grief, Helen believes that Wyatt is still communicating with her by causing her microwave to beep. This storyline adds weight to Helen’s family and relationship struggles, thus making the play’s optimistic ending feel far more poignant and earned.

“Beauty and The Beast” At LPAC Is As Enchanting As Ever

NOTE: Spoilers from here on out on this, because I’m assuming most of ya’ll know the story!

It’s always interesting to look back on a favorite childhood fairy tale with an adult’s eyes. I got the chance this weekend at the Lauderhill Performing Arts Center, where Beauty in the Beast is running only until this March 8th.

Before we continue, I’d like to establish that Beauty and The Beast may be another one of those plays I cannot be entirely objective about. Exhibit A:

Me, 5ish

As a child, I was downright obsessed with the movie version of Beauty and The Beast. Belle, bookish and principled, was my favorite among Disney’s princesses, and I never got tired of the story’s affecting plot, visual splendor, and dazzling tunes.

The musical version of Beauty and The Beast is based on this movie, which is itself based on a fable that has persevered in one iteration or another since it was first published in the 1740s, though some close predecessors of the story may be as much as 4,000 years old—talk about a tale as old as time! 

Despite a few modern feminists pointing out the problematic Stockholm Syndrome-like aspects of Belle and the Beast’s relationship, I’m still more inclined to read Beauty And The Beast as representing instead a truth about what the best love can offer us: a chance for both parties to become greater than they are.

Not to say that it’s an easy journey for either. Beauty and The Beast actually contains some surprisingly dark themes for a children’s story, which is perhaps why it remains appealing and relatable even to many adults. After all, most everyone has, on occasion, felt themselves freakish and unlovable, or isolated and frightened in a strange new “home.”

It may also be worth nothing that Howard Ashman penned the lyrics to the film version’s songs as he was dying of AIDS, which was still highly stigmatized at the time. He passed away only four days after its first screening.

Though this subtext is never made obvious in either movie or musical, it’s hard to miss the heartbreaking emotional undertones to the Beast’s predicament once you’re aware of their real-life roots.

Still from Beauty and The Beast’s film version

All eight songs from the original movie, plus “Human Again” from its deleted scenes, are present in the stage version of Beauty and The Beast. There are also six new songs, written by film composer Alan Menken and lyricist Tim Rice. These additions, however, were largely forgettable—or at least I managed to pretty much forget them, and this after having seen a different production of Beauty and the Beast that included them less than two years ago! 

The one major exception to my amnesia was the Beast’s devastating “If I Can’t Love Her,” an intense and gorgeous song of self-loathing and doomed longing which I assume is placed before intermission so we will leave our seats awash in memories of our own romantic failures and in exactly the mood for a drink. (Or is that just me? That may just be me….)

Something, though, is lost as well as gained in the transition from film to stage. What can feasibly be done in the real world can occasionally pale in comparison to the physics-defying feats made possible by the magic of animation. 

However, theatrical magic is a pretty great substitute. While Be Our Guest on stage is not quite the psychedelic extravaganza it is on film, there’s still plenty of fun to be had with lively dancing dishes, utensils, and even salt and pepper shakers.

Inventive costumes by John P. White certainly provide some interesting physical challenges for the show’s actors: Shannon Connolly must spend nearly the whole show with her arm permanently held in the shape of a handle as Mrs. Potts, while Frank Hughes’s Cogsworth must amble around the stage in, essentially, a giant cardboard box. 

Later, the fact that the Beast’s transformation takes place as he is obscured by dancers and smoke rather than raised on a propeller as in the original Broadway production or mysteriously lifted as in the film does nothing to detract from the poignant and cathartic moment of his return to his former self.

 Rebecca René Kelley as Belle, and Robert Alaya as Gaston

Though I found no noticeable bad apples among the cast, standouts include Colleen Pagano, who reaches operatic heights in the relatively small role of Madame Le Grand Bouche; a vocally talented James Arthur Douglas as the brooding Beast; and Rebecca René Kelley, who practically disappeared into the skin of spunky princess Belle.

The ensemble was also at the top of its game, dancing up a storm even in the guise of cutlery and offering us easy-to-miss gems from their places in the background— for instance, when a Silly Girls stuffs her bra with chicken feathers during the song “Belle.”

This winning production of Beauty and The Beast is unlikely to disappoint fans of the original, and likely to win over a few new converts. Meanwhile, I’ll be out looking for my Beast!

Comedy Can’t Get Much Blacker Than “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To The Gynecologic Oncology Unit…”

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To The Gynecologic Oncology Unit at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center of New York City is now playing until this March 1 at the Sol Children’s Theatre, courtesy of theatre company Primal Forces. The 2016 play by Halley Feiffer is not to be confused with A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, the famous Sondheim musical the former work’s title is an exceedingly wordy riff on.

Instead, this fast-paced romp tells the much darker but still surprisingly funny tale of struggling comedian Karla (Shelley Keelor) and millionaire entrepreneur Don (Seth Trucks), who form an unexpected connection while their hospital-roommate mothers fight cancer at the location mentioned in the title.

Along with Karla and Don’s budding connection, which follows a more or less typical rom-com trajectory, the show explores the more poignant story of Karla’s attempts to repair her relationship with her mother Marcie (Jerri Iaia), which had become strained due to a family tragedy.

Don, meanwhile, is dealing with a recent divorce and his teenage son’s rebellious behavior while struggling to accept that his own mother, Geena (Linda Bernhard), is unlikely to recover from her illness. 

The play’s dialogue is peppered with plenty of razor-sharp and daring black comedy, as well as some memorable physical gags. A good old glass of water to the face never goes out of style, and turns out a handicapped bathroom can be a pretty convenient place for some hanky-panky!

However, though Don’s sensitivity and complexity made him a far more engaging character than the obnoxious Karla, who casually makes rape jokes in front of her sleeping mother, spent a good portion of her young adulthood in a drug-fueled haze, and can scarcely think of anything but herself.

Perhaps Karla’s immaturity would have been more forgivable if the character had come off as a little younger; though Karla’s self-absorption does not go unremarked upon by the play’s other characters, it still made her somewhat hard to root for despite her trying family circumstances.

Thanks in large part to Keelor and Truck’s chemistry, their courtship was still easy to root for, as was Laia’s feisty Marcie. Bernhard has far less to do as Geena, but delivers her few lines excellently, managing to remain engaged and engaging through subtle movements even when her character is unconscious and clinging to life.

Finally, Dustin Hamilton’s realistic set should be unfortunately familiar to anyone who’s spent time in a hospital, complete with nurses doing their rounds during scene changes.

Running an intermission-less 75 minutes, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To The Gynecologic Oncology Unit at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center of New York City definitely doesn’t overstay its welcome, and manages to impart a few moving insights about grief, healing, and forgiveness along with its irreverent jabs. If only we could all spend less time denying our own mortality and more time laughing in its face!

A Royal Time At “The Glass Piano”

Theatre Lab’s fifth season continues with The US premiere of The Glass Piano by Alix Sobler, which premiered last year at London’s Coronet Theatre. It was loosely inspired by the utterly fascinating case of the real Princess Alexandra of Bavaria, who suffered from a delusion that she had swallowed a glass grand piano as a child and must now move ever so delicately to avoid shattering it.

Even stranger, Alexandra’s “glass delusion” was actually not unique but fairly common among nobles and the upper classes, though the piano aspect does seem to be her invention. Men often had the delusion that they had glass buttocks, forcing them to go around with a pillow strapped to their behinds, or that they were glass urinals.

In The Glass Piano, however, Alexandra’s piano is visually represented underneath her shimmering skirt, and the result is that it’s not entirely clear whether we are supposed to read the play’s Alexandra (Diana Garle) as mentally disturbed or her plight as an instance of theatrical magical realism. 

While a scene in which a distraught Alexandra appears to vomit up glass and the play’s “shattering” conclusion suggests the latter, the fact that the piano shrinks when Alexandra is happier and disappears when she begins to undress suggest the former. 

Her father King Ludwig (Desmond Gallant) and head maid Galastina (Irene Adjan) seem to have accepted the piano as, if not real, at least an immutable part of their lives, remaining unfazed as she contorts herself sideways through doorways and sit only on specialized ottomans.

If Alexandra’s problems are to be understood as mental ones, it sure seems like they run in the family. Since Ludwig has legally forbidden divorce, her mother Vera opted to escape her husband by leaving the castle to roam its ground like a madwoman—and the self-absorbed and inflexible Ludwig clearly has a few screws loose himself.

Alexandra’s piano is, as Sobler points out in the play’s author’s note obviously a wonderful metaphor. Yet she goes on to wonder “a metaphor for what?”—and the play’s answer isn’t quite clear. Grief, over Vera’s departure? Anxiety? Being a woman, being a noble woman? Hemophilia? Or perhaps you’re meant to see naught but your own reflection in Alexandra’s somewhat transparent condition. 

I’m tempted to compare The Glass Piano to The Glass Menagerie not (solely) because I am tempted to compare everything to The Glass Menagerie or because of the similarities in title and core metaphors. There’s also the fact that it involves three characters who are semi-contently living at some remove from “reality” until the arrival of a stranger shakes things up. In this case, mysterious language scholar Lucien Bonaparte (Jovon Jacobs), also based on an actual historical figure. 

For one, Lucien helps Ludwig improve his poetry, which results in Ludwig and Galastina finally admitting their attraction to one another and consummating their relationship. Lucien also falls in love with Alexandra, which is when she begins to “shrink.” 

However, the King’s refusal to reconsider his convictions makes neither union feasible, and from there the previously whimsical tale turns surprisingly dark. The play’s somewhat scattered focus, though, made me unsure whether the gravity of this ending was fully earned; not being able to pinpoint for sure what The Glass Piano was about in a broader sense stopped its thematic loose ends from fully cohering into a satisfying mosaic.

There’s not a moment of The Glass Piano that wasn’t enjoyable nonetheless. The show was visually stunning, performed on an extravagant set in ornate costumes and enhanced by ethereal sound cues. Then there was the cast, who wholeheartedly embraced their absurd circumstances, and made even the more morally ambiguous characters seem sympathetic. I’ve also neglected to mention that both actors and dialogue were often hilarious, though top honors may have to go to Irene Adjan for Galastina’s maniacal final scene. Catch it yourself until this March 1st!

PS: The real Alexandra of Bavaria never married, but she did, oddly enough, go on to become an accomplished writer. Now that’s an ending I would’ve liked to see!

Art And Identity In “My Name is Asher Lev”

In my book, at least, the West Boca Theatre Company’s current production of My Name Is Asher Lev earns a unique and high compliment: of all the plays I’ve written about in the past 5ish months (my, how time flies), it’s the only one that I left feeling actively inspired to create. 

My Name Is Asher Lev also reminded me a bit of all-time favorite The Glass Menagerie in that it’s a memory play chronicling the emotional flight of a young artist from his family, and one that was largely based on the tormented personal experiences of an author, if this time an author once removed. 

The script was written in 2009 by Aaron Posner, but is an adaptation of a 1972 novel by Chaim Potok, who, like Asher, spent much of his youth torn between his conservative Hasidic Jewish upbringing and his irresistible artistic drive.

The painting of a “Brooklyn Crucifixion” that figures in My Name Is Asher Lev’s climax was based upon a “Brooklyn Crucifixion” that Potok himself painted; Potok even had some notable success as a visual artist before becoming a New York Times best-selling author, a scholar of Jewish theology, and an ordained conservative Rabbi. Go figure.

The painting in question…

The play is narrated by an adult version of protagonist Asher Lev (Spencer Landis), who takes us through the troubled childhood and adolescence that led him to towards such a dark vision. His talent revealed itself early, much to the puzzlement of his family—especially his evangelical father Aryeh (Peter Librach), whose constant travel on missions to create new “yeshivas” (Orthodox Jewish seminaries) around the world is another source of family tension.

His mother Rifkeh (Francine Birns), meanwhile, struggles with depression after the loss of her parents and brother, and then with being constantly caught between Asher’s drive to express himself and her husband’s strong religious convictions. Thus, in “Brooklyn Crucifixion,” it’s her that’s caught between them on the cross, which naturally horrifies Rifkeh and Aryeh alike.

Courtesy of set designer Alan Nash, the stage is memorably covered with provocative empty frames. While the performances from Birns and Librach were strong throughout and Landis’s most emotional moments were truly striking, there were other moments in which he seemed more uncertain. 

Thematically, My Name Is Asher Lev touches on quite a few of my personal obsessions: what it means to be an artist, the cost of being an artist, and when (and whether) aesthetics should ever take precedence over morality. According to Joan Didion, after all, writers are “always selling somebody out.” 

While I’ve stopped a little short of literally hanging anyone else up on the cross emotionally, I’ve gotten pretty damn close, especially when it comes to self-condemnation, but the inevitable follow up has to come second to telling whatever story needed to be told.

On a more human level, My Name Is Asher Lev is about identity, and the inevitable clashes that arise between parents and children as the latter learn to embrace their true selves. Luckily, Asher isn’t totally alone in his journey towards artistic freedom and self-knowledge; he has the guidance of mentor Jacob Kahn (Craig Dearr), who offers quite a bit of genuinely insightful advice to his protégé. 

For instance, that every great artist has left something behind (a family, a nation, a religion…), and had “a scream inside him trying to get out;” that not being true to one’s vision was akin to being a “whore,” and that because it was a true masterpiece, Asher’s “Brooklyn Crucifixion” was worth all the pain it would cause. If you want to experience this moving and thought-provoking production yourself, you have until this February 16.

On a (mostly) unrelated note: Actor’s Rep is putting on its first New Works Nite at the end of this month, a scene from an original play of mine is going to be featured—now, while it’s no “Brooklyn Crucifixion,” things may get a little provocative…

A Fulfilling “Fulfillment Center” At The Lake Worth Playhouse

The Lake Worth Playhouse’s acclaimed Black Box series is back until this February 9th with a quietly stirring production of Fulfillment Center by Abe Koogler, which premiered off-Broadway in 2017. The play’s title does double duty, serving as both a literal description of the corporate warehouse it revolves around and an ironic nod to a set of characters who seem incapable of fulfilling their own — or each other’s — emotional needs. This aptly encapsulates the two major themes of the play: nigh-inescapable human dissatisfaction and the potential for capitalism to deepen that dissatisfaction.

Economic considerations play a major part in the plight of at least three of the play’s four characters: couple Alex and Madeline, who have left their cosmopolitan New York lifestyle so that failed musician Alex can serve as a low-level manager of the titular New Mexico center; and Suzan, an aging hippie who charms Alex into hiring her as an “associate” despite the fact that she is clearly physically unfit for the job. She endures the indignities of employment at this “fulfillment center” in an attempt to earn enough money to fix up the car in which she is currently living, despite the fact that the strenuous tasks the job requires worsens her excruciating back and knee pain.

Meanwhile, Madeline, who feels uniquely out of place in her rural surroundings — largely due to her race —  grows increasingly dissatisfied and emotionally isolated in her stagnant work-from-home position. Yet she’s far from the only one who feels trapped; even nominally powerful center manager Alex seems little more than a slave to corporate circumstance. He is frequently berated by Madeline for his failure to take his position seriously enough to stand a chance at advancement and so harshly judged by his own superiors that it precludes almost any expression of humanity.

For instance, Alex cannot let Suzan give him a neck massage or even have lunch with him without being wary of inciting the ire of his own higher ups. Then, when she seems to be bringing down his “numbers” he is all-but-forced to fire her —a happening so inevitable it scarcely deserves a spoiler warning. Both are only cogs in the same soulless machine.

Suzan and Madeline are linked not only by their shared connection to Alex but their shared connection to the play’s fourth character, a middle-aged carpenter named John who first comes off as affably awkward but eventually reveals a darker side. Much to the credit of Koogler’s writing, however, not even the occasionally misogynistic and vaguely menacing John comes across as a truly unsympathetic character.

Though he briefly becomes hostile towards Madeline in the face of her romantic rejection, his aggression seems to come from a place of pain and disempowerment rather than actual malice. Like Suzan’s own advances towards the significantly younger and uninterested John, his desperation for Madeline to like or even acknowledge him serves to make him look far more pathetic than dangerous.

During his clumsy, drunken appeals to her and many other uncomfortable moments, the Stonzek theatre’s small playing space creates an almost unsettling sense of intimacy; even when Fulfillment Center’s characters are at their most vulnerable, it’s almost impossible to distance yourself from their humiliation. And fitting to the play’s desolate, minimalistic emotional atmosphere, the only non-chair props I can remember are a steering wheel, a few bottles of alcohol, and some cookies.

Director Charlotte Otremba adeptly manages a superb cast, who skillfully navigate their characters’ trying circumstances. Nani Edry imbues Alex with an innate likability and good-natured sincerity, while Monica Harvey’s spunky and confident Madeline is both humorous and heartfelt.

Brenda Aulback’s Suzan shines during her character colorful reflections on youthful days long past and delivers an impressive amount of raw emotion when Suzan’s circumstances call for it. However, though Russell Kerr’s John is chilling when simmering anger comes to a boiling point, his portrayal perhaps could’ve used more of the ungainliness that those around him find so off-putting in the first place.

Though deviations from conventional dramatic structure aren’t always a downside and the relative lack of action didn’t have much impact until after that play’s conclusion, Fulfillment Center may have left a more powerful impression if its workplace indignities had had more obvious and lasting consequences for its characters, as in more notable works that explore capitalism’s sinister side like Death Of A Salesman.

Instead, Fulfillment Center comes to a somewhat abrupt end after a little over an hour with only vague hints that its characters are much different at the end than at the beginning.  However, an excellent ensemble, thought-provoking moral quandaries, and plenty of heart still make the production a plenty fulfilling one.

You Don’t Have To Be Kinky To Enjoy “Kinky Boots!”

Kinky Boots, playing until this February 8th at the Lauderhill Performing Arts Center courtesy of Prather Production’s Broadway in Broward series, isin many respects a fairly typicalmusical comedy: one in which a plucky underdog fights for a noble cause amidst an array of colorful characters.

Our protagonist, Charlie, is a young man whose father’s sudden death leaves him in charge of the family’s struggling shoe factory. He’s on the brink of closing Price and Son’s doors for good when things take a turn for the fabulous as a chance meeting with the glamorous drag queen Lola inspires Charlie to break into “an underserved niche market” by developing a women’s shoe strong enough to support a man’s weight. Thus, the titular “kinky boots” are born!

Kinky Boots is based on a little-known British film that is, weirdly enough, loosely based on a true story. The show’s music and lyrics were written by 80’s sensation Cyndi Lauper, who obviously still knows how to have fun. Her catchy pop-inspired showtunes are nothing if not enjoyable, and you’ll probably leave the theatre humming quite a few of them!

Meanwhile, the serviceable book (if anyone reading this doesn’t speak musical, the term “book” refers to the non-sung portion of a musical’s script) was written by Harvey Firestein, who is also known for writing the book of the similarly flamboyant La Cage Aux Folles and originating the role of Edna Turnblad in Hairspray.

There’s not too much iconoclastic about the show’s themes and storyline, in which the necessity of collaborating on shoe-making forces more conservative characters to learn to accept Lola’s unconventionality while Charlie and Lola learn to be truer to themselves.

However, if Kinky Boots is a show that leans towards formulaic silliness, it’s all mighty good-hearted, good-sounding, and good-looking formulaic silliness. The show was visually stunning throughout, thanks in no small part to fantastic set and the ever-changing outfits of Lola and her posse of fellow drag queen “Angels.”

As we learned in my recent review of Evita, a well-designed spectacle can be quite spectacular, and I’d much rather see my extravagant outfits donned by drag queens than by dictators! John P. White provided some stellar costumes, though the highlight, of course, was the show’s namesake boots, which provide quite the memorable sight gag when donned by some unexpected characters in the show’s finale.

Though Charlie spends most of the story playing the straight man to Lola’s extravagance, actor Luke Yellin still projects a winning charisma and gets the chance to rise to occasional rock star heights in numbers like Soul Of A Man. Yet the show’s true standouts were Payton Reilly as Lauren, who delivered her singular solo “History of Wrong Guys” with an expert comedic sensibility and a voice to rival any mainstream pop star’s, and David Lamarr as Lola, who nails both the character’s larger than life persona and their more vulnerable out of drag moments.

However, it may be worth noting that the only romances that are represented in Kinky Boots are heterosexual ones, and that even the seemingly flaming drag queen Lola eventually expresses their attraction to women. It’s not that there’s anything wrong with a straight cross-dresser; it’s more that I question the lack of any demonstrably gay characters in a show obviously written to appeal to a gay audience.

Kinky Boots played on Broadway from 2012 to 2019 and took home several Tony Awards in the meantime, including one for Best Musical. This, and the continual success of other musicals featuring prominent characters whose self-presentation stretches gender norms,suggest that cross-dressing is now mainstream enough to not put off the touristy masses, which is absolutely grand. Maybe a song from Monty Python’s Spamalot, which suggests that “You Won’t Succeed On Broadway” if you don’t have any Jews should instead assert that you won’t succeed on Broadway if you don’t have any drag queens!